COOKIES
As any American who hasn’t been living under a rock would know, The Girl Scouts of America make some damn good cookies. Depending on where you live the names of the cookies are slightly different but the recipes remain the same. My particular favorite is the Caramel DeLite/Samoa variety.
I just took a shower and used some shower gel that smells exactly like the above mentioned cookies. And I’m not just talking about the coconut part, either. I mean to say the full kit & kaboodle: shortbread, chocolate, caramel and coconut. Too bad I’m single as I’d expect if my ass smells like a batch of Girl Scout cookies I’d be getting lucky tonight. Hooray for sex cookies! Hooray for cookie shower gel!
On a side note…what a fucking idiot.
